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    Chapter 67: Brother is a Big Star – 13

    However mighty and majestic the big goose was, that was exactly how useless Ren Sen was.

    This was the evaluation given to him by this year’s netizens, as relayed by Ren Xin!

    Ren Sen: “…” I can read, leave me alone!

    Ren Xin: “I was just afraid you were pretending to be blind and couldn’t see it. What if you grow up to be healthy and strong later? How would you be a domineering CEO then! Just like Daddy!”

    Ren Sen: “…”

    Wu Xian had gone quiet. It was unclear if his system had issued a severe warning about how dangerous Ren Xin was, but he stopped hanging around and ceased his passive-aggressive remarks.

    Book Spirit Number One: “You’re overthinking it. He’s probably thinking about how to take you down in one move!”

    Ren Xin nodded thoughtfully. In that case, she should strike first to gain the upper hand, rather than waiting to suffer the consequences!

    Book Spirit Number One: “???” It had only intended to stir the pot a little; wasn’t the host’s initiative a bit too strong?

    Ren Xin tried to dig up some dirt on Wu Xian, but she found absolutely nothing. It seemed that system of his was actually worth something; it had scrubbed everything clean.

    That wouldn’t do. As long as someone was human, they had flaws—unlike a ginseng, which was perfect and beyond reproach!

    Book Spirit Number One: “…” It really couldn’t stand listening to this free stand-up comedy anymore!

    Book Spirit Number One thought the matter would just blow over like that, but who could have known that some news of dubious authenticity would suddenly start circulating online?

    It was all about Wu Xian. First, there were rumors about him visiting sex workers, including gossip about him being asked to pay extra because his “duration” was too short.

    Then there were stories about him hitting people on the road and refusing to apologize, instead hurling verbal abuse and claiming that since he had money, you commoners could only kneel and lick his boots!

    The most wicked accusation was that he kicked and beat animals! This caused quite a stir because he had previously gained a lot of fans by feeding stray cats on set, earning him the title of “The Most Soft-hearted God.”

    Ren Xin clapped her hands. Done!

    Book Spirit Number One: “Are these all true?”

    Ren Xin swayed her head back and forth. “I’m just talking nonsense, but based on his face, I feel like he’s the type of person who would do these things.”

    Book Spirit Number One: “…” What bad intentions could a child have? She’s just good at making things up!

    Ren Sen was seriously busy cooking, but judging by the smell wafting through the air, the final product was likely to be less than ideal.

    Ren Xin then took Ren Sen’s phone and started fiddling with it for a while.

    【I just want to see what Sister Xin is doing. Is she playing a dress-up game?】

    【Sister Xin: I’m already three years old. I’m playing Tile Match1 now; it’s more suitable for adult children!】

    【Hahahahaha!】

    An hour later, Ren Sen’s meal was ready, and there was a knock at the door.

    “Hello? Is this the customer ‘Brother’s Cooking is So Gross’? You have a food delivery order!”

    Guan Ming: “???”

    Ren Sen: “!!!”

    Ren Xin: “That’s me, that’s me! I picked that order name for my brother. Isn’t it warm and thoughtful?”

    Netizens: “…”

    【Good lord. This must have fried the director’s brain!】

    【Sister Xin: Don’t define me so easily, I will subvert your imagination~】

    【But with such a long distance, how did the rider deliver it?】

    The director asked the same thing. Ren Xin said proudly, “Because I gave a two-hundred-yuan tip! Oh, by the way, Brother, your manager paid for this order. Don’t forget to pay him back later!”

    “Why didn’t you let Daddy pay?”

    Ren Xin opened the delivery bag and started eating her secret snack out in the open. Between bites, she said, “When I had this plan, your manager just happened to send you a public account article titled ‘N-Many Tips on How to Prevent Scams.’ So, I had to give him a lesson! He was very obedient and gave me the money without any resistance.”

    【The manager was enthusiastically sharing knowledge with Ren Sen, who knew he’d be targeted by a criminal element immediately after?】

    【I won’t allow you to talk about Sister Xin like that. Didn’t she say she was giving him a lesson? Hahahaha!】

    【I just want to know the manager’s mental state after seeing this scene!】

    【Already withdrawn, do not disturb!】

    【Caught Sen Sen’s manager red-handed. Tell us… are you a dummy?】

    【……..】


    Translator’s Notes


    1. Tile Match: Likely a reference to ‘Yang Le Ge Yang’ (Sheep A Sheep), a viral Chinese tile-matching mini-game known for its extreme difficulty and addictive nature, which became a cultural phenomenon among ‘adult children’ (young adults). ↩︎


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