Chapter 238: I’ll Think You’re a Pervert!

Early morning.

In the summer, the sun always rises early.

Sometimes, it even beats the dormitory auntie’s chickens to the punch.

Before the roosters have a chance to crow, the sun is already peeking out from the horizon.

But today, by the time sunlight streamed into Dormitory 207, the girls inside were already bustling about.

“Wenwen, have you seen my comb?”

“I think it’s in the bathroom~”

“Xiao Mai, your shoes got kicked away by Jiang Ning!”

“Where’s our cleaning area?”

“Behind Area Two, I think.”

“The little grove?”

“No, the corridor one.”

“That dirty one?”

“Did anyone see the bra I hung up last night?”

“Maybe the wind blew it down!”

“What the hell, seriously?!”

Hearing that, Yuan Lu didn’t care how skimpy her sleepwear was. She flung open the door and stepped out onto the balcony to look down.

But just then, Qi Wen’s voice came from behind her.

“Lulu, didn’t you take it down last night?”

That jogged Yuan Lu’s memory. She smacked her forehead.

“Oh, right…”

Then she turned back into the dorm.

“Who just tricked me?!”

The next second, when Yang Ke and Mai Wanting both looked over at Miss Jiang, who was sitting there bare-legged, Yuan Lu let out a sinister laugh.

“Jiang Ning…”

“Huh?”

Miss Jiang was still half-asleep, fumbling to put on her pants. She had just gotten one leg in when two arms suddenly wrapped around her in a bear hug.

Startled, Miss Jiang jolted awake.

Then—

“Eek! Lulu, I was wrong!”

“Ah! Stop tickling me!”

“I was just joking!”

“Keke! Help me, Keke!”

Yang Ke just smiled and kept brushing her hair.

“Maima! My Maima!”

Mai Wanting gave a shy little smile.

“Wenwen! Ahahaha!”

Hearing the commotion, Qi Wen didn’t even lift her head. While washing her face at the sink, she gave a thumbs-up in their direction.

“Go get her!”

Wow, look at them.

Not one of them came to help.

Miss Jiang was furious.

She finally managed to pull her pants on and freed her hands to launch a counterattack.

Her hands moved fast and wild, using the principles of tai chi—redirecting force with force.

In just a few moves, she had flipped Yuan Lu onto Yang Ke’s bed.

Then she unleashed her finishing move: the Five-Animal Frolics.

“Jie jie jie jie jie jie jie jie!”

“Little girl!”

“Old Master is here!”

However—

Just when Old Man Jiang thought Little Yuan would beg for mercy, Yuan Lu casually brushed her hair back, her eyes narrowing with a sultry glint.

“You wicked thing.”

“Come on, then!”

Gotta admit, while Yuan Lu’s figure was average and her looks just passable, the girl knew how to play dirty.

She didn’t hold back.

Not everyone could handle that kind of wild.

Only Miss Jiang herself…

“Jiang Jiang! Don’t look at me like that!” Qi Wen pouted and huffed.

“I’ll think you’re a pervert!”

Alright, alright.

So you figured it out.

Guess I’ll have to take you down right here and now!

With a fierce look, she opened her mouth wide as if ready to bite.

Naturally, Qi Wen giggled and dodged away.

But Miss Jiang wasn’t about to give up.

She chased after her.

The two girls ended up laughing and tumbling through the dormitory hallway.

But just as they were about to exit the girls’ dorm building—

They passed by the washroom.

And in that moment, Miss Jiang caught sight of a shadow climbing up to the second-floor balcony of the boys’ dorm.

Then the figure leapt down.

Without even pausing.

!!!

What the hell?!

Miss Jiang rubbed her eyes.

Then, when she saw two boys rush out from the second-floor balcony—

She instantly realized what was going on.

“What the f—?!”

The outburst, loud and clear, immediately caught Qi Wen’s attention.

She was just about to scold her when she saw Jiang Ning bolt off like an arrow from a bow.

Curious, Qi Wen ran after her.

By the time she caught up, Jiang Ning had already passed the corridor beside the washroom and leapt into the flowerbed.

That’s when Qi Wen saw it too.

A figure curled up on the grass, hugging her knees.

She gasped in shock.

“Tian—Tian Yawen!?”

That’s right.

It was none other than Little Qi’s longtime best friend.

Miss Jiang was just as confused—why the hell had this girl jumped out of the boys’ dorm?

But now wasn’t the time to dwell on that.

She immediately began checking Tian Yawen for injuries.

“Are you okay? Where does it hurt?!”

“Here?”

“Or here?”

“Can you move your legs?”

As she examined her, over by the entrance of the boys’ dorm—

Two boys suddenly rushed out.

They sprinted straight into the flowerbed.

“Yawen!”

“Yawen!!”

“Are you alright?!”

One of them reached out to lift Tian Yawen up.

Miss Jiang immediately snapped at him.

“Don’t move her!”

Maybe her tone was too sharp, because the boy froze, his hands hovering awkwardly in the air.

That’s when Miss Jiang noticed—

She’d seen this guy somewhere before.

She frowned slightly.

Oh.

The one who’s not quite her boyfriend yet.

Just as she was about to ask something—

At that moment.

The Dormitory Auntie came rushing over.

Trailing behind her was a middle-aged woman in a white lab coat.

At the same time.

Miss Jiang spotted someone in the crowd who looked very familiar.

Twenty minutes later.

Miss Jiang stood in the infirmary hallway, eyeing the young man beside her with a scrutinizing gaze.

“Zhang Shuangshu…”

“Start talking. What happened?”

Then.

Through Zhang Shuangshu’s stammering explanation, Miss Jiang finally pieced together the whole story.

To put it simply, it all started because Tian Yawen got curious about the boys’ dormitory on a whim.

Then, egged on by a guy who was with her, the group sprang into action.

Some of them blocked and distracted, others diverted the Dormitory Auntie’s attention.

After all, the Dormitory Auntie mainly kept a close watch on the girls’ dormitory.

As for the boys’ side, her only concern was making sure no monsters got in.

So, just like that, the three guys successfully smuggled Tian Yawen into the boys’ dormitory.

However—

Getting in was one thing.

Her curiosity was satisfied.

But when it came time to leave—

They were stumped.

Because last night was the first night after the long holiday.

The Dormitory Supervisor had started doing room checks early.

Tian Yawen ended up getting trapped inside the dorm and couldn’t get out.

Considering the consequences if she got caught—

Wang Xiao suggested she just spend the night and sneak out early the next morning using the same method.

With no better plan, the group had no choice but to go along with it.

To be honest—

When Miss Jiang heard this part of the story—

She was completely stunned.

She couldn’t help blurting out,

“Wait a minute.”

“You’re saying… Tian Yawen spent the night in your dorm?”

“Yeah.” Zhang Shuangshu nodded.

“She slept in Wang Xiao’s bed. Wang Xiao and I shared a bed…”

Oh.

So that’s how it was.

Scared me for a second.

Miss Jiang let out a small sigh of relief.

But then she noticed Zhang Shuangshu’s haggard face and the dark circles under his eyes that were impossible to miss.

Her expression suddenly turned a bit amused.

“You… didn’t sleep all night?”

“…Yeah…”

“Couldn’t fall asleep?”

“…”

Zhang Shuangshu didn’t answer, but from the flush of red creeping up his face, Miss Jiang instantly understood.

She cleared her throat twice.

She wanted to laugh, but held it in.

Just pursed her lips.

Then patted Zhang Shuangshu on the shoulder.

“Young man.”

“You’ve suffered…”

After that—

Miss Jiang returned to the examination room.

Looking at the pained expression on Tian Yawen’s face, she pursed her lips.

Curiosity really does kill the cat.

All that trouble for nothing.

“How is she?”

“It’s probably a fracture, but we should send her to the hospital for an X-ray to be sure.”

Hearing Qi Wen say that, Miss Jiang figured it wasn’t too serious.

She thought it should be fine.

So she got ready to leave with Little Qi.

After all, it was their class’s duty week, and this unexpected incident had happened so early in the morning.

She hadn’t even had time to inform Lao Guo or ask for leave.

But just as they stepped out of the examination room—

And walked into the hallway—

They ran straight into their homeroom teacher, Guo Ming.

He came rushing over, face full of concern as he looked at Miss Jiang.

He asked anxiously,

“Jiang Ning!?”

“I heard you jumped down from the second floor?!”

“Are you okay?!”

Huh???

Lao Guo, what the heck are you talking about!?

(End of chapter)