Chapter 113: Juanjuan – Dad’s a Perverted Old Man¹, Mom’s a Pretty Pervert, and My Brothers and I Are Little Weirdos²

Juanjuan sat alone in the room, her little face resting on the table, legs swinging slowly as she watched the adults moving things in and out of the house.

Second Brother and Third Brother had gone out to help.

Well, it was really just Second Brother who wanted to help. Third Brother only went because he saw Second Brother going and felt the need to maintain… some kind of image.

Big Brother had originally planned to slack off, but Dad dragged him over by force.

Juanjuan had wanted to help too.

But Dad said she was still too young and should just keep Sister Liang company.

Still, Juanjuan had heard what Dad was really thinking.

【Those three boys are enough. Juanjuan better not. She’s too short to be of much help and will probably just trip someone.】

Juanjuan: …

She looked down at her own short little legs, then up at the long legs of the others.

Yeah, maybe best to sit this one out.

And so, Juanjuan was now sitting quietly in the room, though she was feeling a bit sulky.

【Honestly, sometimes I really don’t get what Bai Yunxing is thinking. He’s always the most eager one to help out.】

【We’re twins, but if he jumps in and I don’t, I’m afraid Juanjuan will secretly compare the two of us.】

Juanjuan’s gaze landed on Third Brother. She was already used to hearing these kinds of things from him.

She yawned out of boredom, then suddenly spotted their family’s hen being carried into the courtyard. Juanjuan sat up straight, jumped off her chair, and ran out to meet it.

That was their family’s hen!

It had been her best little companion back at the old house.

As far as Juanjuan was concerned, a kid’s best friend could be anything.

Bai Tian, carrying the chicken coop, had just stepped into the courtyard when he saw his adorable little daughter running over.

【That’s my sweet little girl. She must be coming to—】

“Dad! The hen! Put it here!”

The little one chirped excitedly, directing her dad with sparkling black eyes fixed not on him, but on…

The hen in his hands.

The hen! The hen! Put it right here!!!

Bai Tian’s mouth twitched awkwardly, but he obediently followed her instructions and placed the coop where she wanted it.

Thanks to Liang Tian’er bringing along a few helpers, the move didn’t take long. All that was left was cleaning and organizing.

Liang Tian’er had been quite busy lately. After delivering the housewarming gifts, she left, leaving Mo Han behind to help finish up. Once everything was settled, Mo Han would be leaving too.

Perhaps understanding how important this couple was to her lady, Mo Han even went out to buy some buns before leaving and brought them back to share with the hungry group.

When Jiang Dai walked her to the door, she said warmly, “Tomorrow, I’ll visit Miss Liang and tell her the story.”

“That would be wonderful,” Mo Han replied with a smile. She knew her lady needed that story. She bowed to Jiang Dai. “Then I’ll take my leave and not disturb you further.”

After seeing Mo Han off, Jiang Dai returned to the room and flopped face-first onto the bed.

She reached out and scooped her curious little daughter into her arms as the girl wandered over to the bed, then looked at Bai Tian, who was also sprawled out beside her.

“Now that we’ve moved, you’ll keep sleeping in the same room as the boys.”

【My sweet, soft little girl is mine to cuddle at night!】

【Honestly, this little one is even softer and more comforting than all my old plushies.】

Juanjuan nestled quietly in her mother’s arms, nodding ever so slightly.

What a coincidence—she also thought her mom was soft and smelled nice, way better than Dad.

Bai Tian, thinking of his three sons, couldn’t help but sigh.

【Well, at least the eldest is finally sleeping more peacefully these days. But still…】

He looked dejected. “I want to cuddle Juanjuan.”

Jiang Dai immediately put on a defensive look. “No way! You perverted old man!”

Bai Tian pointed at his own nose. “Me? A perverted old man?”

He just wanted to hug his four-year-old daughter, and that made him a pervert?!

Juanjuan poked her head up. “What’s a perverted old man?”

Jiang Dai fell silent for a moment.

Bai Tian chuckled. See? Now look what you’ve done. The kid’s asking questions!

Juanjuan looked at her parents with wide, curious eyes.

She genuinely wanted to know what it meant.

Usually, when she didn’t understand something, her parents and brothers would just mutter it in their heads, and she couldn’t ask. But this time was different.

This time, they’d said it right in front of her—so why wouldn’t she ask?

Besides, these were her parents, not those mysterious, hard-to-figure-out brothers.

Of course she was going to ask.

Jiang Dai gave her daughter a gentle smile. “A perverted old man is… someone who’s a little old and a little strange.”

Bai Tian: ?

【What kind of explanation is that? Now she’s definitely going to—】

“Then Daddy is a perverted old man!”

Soft and sweet, Little Juanjuan cheerfully agreed with her mom’s description.

Daddy was definitely old.

And Daddy wasn’t normal either. He was super capable.

So, Daddy must be a perverted old man.

“Then Mommy is a pretty pervert, and my brothers and I are little weirdos!”

Juanjuan even took it a step further, sparing no one—not even herself.

After all… she could hear her family’s inner thoughts, and that definitely wasn’t normal.

So she was a little weirdo too!

Jiang Dai: …

Bai Tian: “Hahahahaha!”

“What are you laughing at? I’m a pretty pervert, you’re the perverted old man! What’s so funny about that?”

Bai Tian: …

Okay, okay, can we stop emphasizing that now?!

Translator’s Notes