A Professional Assassin

System: That’s enough, really.

I have a gentle personality, am friendly and reasonable, work diligently, and have excellent interpersonal relationships.

Also, though it may sound a bit arrogant, I know I’m very good-looking. Every morning when I leave the house, I attract at least four groups of cyberpunk-style villains. Naturally, I handle them all.

System: Shouldn’t you start introducing some objective details, my friend?

Ah, yes, I forgot to mention—I am an Assassin. For ten consecutive quarters, I’ve ranked first on the company’s zero-negative-review leaderboard. My goal in life is to earn more money, achieve financial freedom, and happily enjoy life. While I admit I’m incredibly outstanding, I only wish to live a peaceful life.

System: Ha!

I never imagined that after falling asleep, I would inexplicably wake up in various Scum novels, with an extra system in my head—yes, the one who’s been chiming in during my self-introduction. He’s my colleague. Well then, System, why don’t you tell the readers what I need to do?

System: You need to make the Scums fall for you and sincerely regret their actions—wait, what are you doing?

Sharpening my sword—oh, it’s just one of the tools I’ll need to complete my tasks. Don’t worry about me; I’ll make sure the Scums are both genuinely regretful and thoroughly dealt with.

No Scum will survive, and no innocent systems will be harmed in the process.

System: Ridiculous!!! Absolutely ridiculous!!!!
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